The Van

This is my 1974 Ford Econoline Van, aka the Mystery Machine. I dubbed it "The Roach", loosely after Don Quixote's horse Rocinante.

The best thing about it is the really loud "AWOOGA!" horn, straight out of cartoonland. The regular horn doesn't work very well, but why would I want to use it? This is the button I push if I want to scare bicyclists.